Tuesday, July 5, 2011

I've been fixing a lot of computers lately so...

...When a friend of mine sent this to me I had to share with you. Funny how perspective changes everything. Thanks to Tim for brightening my spirits without even knowing what kind of week I had. Please enjoy - author unknown but very insightful.



For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated,

'If Ford had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'

In response to Bill's comments, Ford issued a press release stating:

If Ford had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):

1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash.........Twice a day.

2.. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.


3... Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.

4. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.


5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.

6. The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.


I love the next one!!!

7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.

8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.


9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.

10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.


PS - I'd like to add that when all else fails, you could call 'customer service' in some foreign country and be instructed in some foreign language how to fix your car yourself!!

Please share this with your friends who love
- but sometimes hate - their computers!

Thursday, May 5, 2011

A Mighty Fortress is Our GOD - The National Day of Prayer - May 5, 2011


FATHER,
Give us an awakening in our spirits
We cry out to YOU GOD
Thank YOU for being in control
Thank YOU for who YOU are
Thank YOU that YOU are and always have been and always will BE
Forgive us and forgive our nation for turning away from YOU
We've turned our hearts away from YOU GOD
We've turned down YOUR blessings
We've paid the price for those actions...dearly
GOD, please renew our hearts and minds in Christ Jesus
Give us YOUR heart
Give us YOUR mind
Give us YOUR strength
Make us a holy and righteous people
Fully submitted to YOU
Fully submitted to YOUR WORD
Obedient
Faithful
Unselfish
Servant-Hearted
Loving
Caring
EVANGELIZING
UNCOMPROMISING
while still loving, caring and servant-hearted
Non-cannibalistic toward our brothers and sisters in JESUS CHRIST
Give us hearts that bleed for the lost
spirits that cry out for more of YOU
give us GODLY homes
loving families
Make us Great Examples of what YOU have done for us
Give us Holy Spirit fire
Don't let us settle
Don't allow us to grow cold or melancholy or apathetic
(key word = pathetic)
Give us GOD-produced drive to serve you every living moment
May our actions...
our words...
our thoughts...
our intentions...
our motivations...
our joy...
our excitement...
our peace...
come from YOU ALONE
and exhibit YOU ALONE
Help us to be real
to be tangible
to be transparently overwhelmed with the love of JESUS
Not worked up about the economy
Not wrapped up in the things of this world
Priority One=JESUS and His Kingdom and the furtherance of it
Help me to extend grace and servant hands to
my family
my Pastor and his family
my church leadership
my friends
my church family
my neighbors
my co-workers
my fellow drivers on Route 1
my grocery checkout person
my bank teller
the teenager that looks like a rebel without a cause just like I used to be
the mom who looks stressed out in WalMart
the coffee lady at Wawa
the Starbucks barista in the drive-through
my teenager's friends who "aren't quite there yet"
I could go on...

Don't miss an opportunity
to give JESUS
to anyone
anywhere
Don't miss out on personal time with GOD
every day
in a car, a boat, a plane or in your office
Get to know HIM - How?
Read HIS WORD
TALK to HIM...YES
Real conversation
Enjoy HIS presence today
as you bow your heart before HIM
Thank HIM for the opportunity
and massive privilege it is to know HIM and to be KNOWN by HIM
I am HIS and HE is mine
PRAY hard
Show JESUS
Love and Serve
and
Have FUN doing it!!!



Friday, April 15, 2011

The prize doesn't always go to the most deserving


  



 



Irena Sendler  

There  recently was a death of a 98 year-old lady named Irena.
During  WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Nurse.
She had an 'ulterior motive' .. She  KNEW what the Nazi's plans were for the Jews, (being German.)
Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of the tool box she carried in the back of her truck. She also had a dog in the back that she trained to bark when the Nazi soldiers let her in and out  of the ghetto. The soldiers of course wanted nothing to do with the dog  and the barking covered the kids/infants noises.
During her time doing this, she managed to smuggle out and save 2500  kids/infants.
She was caught, and the Nazi's broke both her legs,  arms and beat her severely.
Irena kept a record of the names of all the kids she smuggled out and kept them in a glass jar ,buried under a tree in her back yard.
After the war, she tried to locate any parents that may have survived it and reunited the family. Most had been gassed. Those kids she helped got placed into foster family homes or adopted.

Last year  Irena was up for the Nobel Peace Prize ... She was not  selected.
Al Gore won, for a slide show on Global  Warming.
In MEMORIAM  - 63 YEARS LATER


Please  read the little cartoon carefully, it's powerful. 




It is now more than  65 years after the Second World War in Europe ended.  
This post serves as a  memorial chain, in memory of the six million Jews, 20 million  Russians, 10 million Christians and 1,900 Catholic priests who  were murdered, massacred, raped, burned, starved and  humiliated.

Now, more than ever, with Iraq , Iran , and others,  claiming the Holocaust to be 'a myth,' it's imperative to make sure  the world never forgets, because there are others who would like  to do it again.

This was originally sent as an e-mail which is intended to reach 40 million  people worldwide..

Be a link in the  chain and help us distribute the link to this page around the world. Your right to worship freely is at stake. It is a right I hold as a precious treasure.




Tuesday, March 15, 2011

"Will You Give This To My Daddy?"

Will You give this to my Daddy?


As a Company, Southwest Airlines is going to support 'Red Fridays.'

Last week I was in
Atlanta , Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer. I immediately turned around and witnessed One of the greatest acts of patriotism I have ever seen.

Moving thru the terminal was a group of soldiers in their camos. As they began heading to their gate, everyone (well almost everyone) was abruptly to their feet with their hands waving and cheering.

When I saw the soldiers, probably 30-40 of them, being applauded and Cheered for, it hit me. I'm not alone. I'm not the only red-blooded American who still loves this country and supports our troops and their families.

Of course I immediately stopped and began clapping for these young unsung heroes who are putting their lives on the line everyday for us so we can go to school, work and home without fear of reprisal.

Just when I thought I could not be more proud of my country or of our Service men and women, a young girl, not more than 6 or 7 years old ran up to one of the male soldiers. He kneeled down and said 'hi...'

The little girl then asked him if he would give something to her daddy for her...

The young soldier, who didn't look any older than maybe 22 himself, said he would try and what did she want to give to her daddy. Then suddenly the little girl grabbed the neck of this soldier, gave him the biggest hug she could muster and then kissed him on the cheek.

The mother of the little girl, who said her daughter's name was Courtney, told the young soldier that her husband was a Marine and had been in
Iraq for 11 months now. As the mom was explaining how much her daughter Courtney missed her father, the young soldier began to tear up.

When this temporarily single mom was done explaining her situation, all of the soldiers huddled together for a brief second... Then one of the other servicemen pulled out a military-looking walkie-talkie. They started playing with the device and talking back and forth on it..

After about 10-15 seconds of this, the young soldier walked back over to Courtney, bent down and said this to her, 'I spoke to your daddy and he told me to give this to you.' He then hugged this little girl that he had just met and gave her a kiss on the cheek. He finished by saying 'your daddy told me to tell you that he loves you more than anything and he is coming home very soon.'

The mom at this point was crying almost uncontrollably and as the young soldier stood to his feet, he saluted Courtney and her mom. I was standing no more than 6 feet away from this entire event.

As the soldiers began to leave, heading towards their gate, people resumed their applause. As I stood there applauding and looked around, there were very few dry eyes, including my own. That young soldier in one last act of selflessness turned around and blew a kiss to Courtney with a tear rolling down his cheek.

We need to remember everyday all of our soldiers and their families and thank God for them and their sacrifices. At the end of the day, it's good to be an American.

RED FRIDAYS ----- Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the 'silent majority'. We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers.

Our idea of showing solidarity and support for our troops with dignity and respect starts this Friday - and continues each and every Friday until the troops all come home, sending a deafening message that.. Every red-blooded American who supports our men and women afar will wear something red.

By word of mouth, press, TV -- let's make the
United States on every Friday a sea of red much like a homecoming football game in the bleachers.

If every one of us who loves this country will share this with acquaintances, co-workers, friends, and family. It will not be long before the
USA is covered in RED.
The first thing a soldier says when asked 'What can we do to make things better for you?' is.....We need your support and your prayers.

Let's get the word out and lead with class and dignity, by example. 

-Unknown
A veteran is someone who, at one point in their life, wrote a blank check made payable to 'The United States of America', for an amount of up to and including my life.


 
Thank you to my friend Kim for passing this beautiful piece on...

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Two Guaranteed Ways to Help Fight Depression

I have found the there are at least two guaranteed ways to fight depression without a visit to any therapist or physician.
  1. Lose myself in the WORD of GOD - When I am spending my time engulfed in GOD's love expressed through HIS words that I am privileged to read, I re-focus on who I am in Christ Jesus, how insanely much I am adored by my Savior, the fact that I am not alone but He shares this walk with me everyday and the reason for the journey...which leads me to #2...
  2. Lose myself in the service of others - When I am spending my time serving all those precious souls around me whom JESUS died for, it gives me NEW PERSPECTIVE. I quit internalizing and start engaging. I see things differently and react differently. I grow in THANKFULNESS, which brings true joy.
 So when you are feeling down, think of those key words - LOSE MYSELF. When I lose myself in JESUS and His will for my life (which is simply being obedient to His Word and following the Holy Spirit's lead) I find joy, peace, understanding - LIFE!

Monday, January 31, 2011

Dance with Daddy

I want to be so close to GOD that it's like when you were a little kid and you held onto your dad's hands and stood on his feet as he walked. That's the experience I want - to literally walk WITH GOD. GOD moves - I move simultaneously with HIM because there is no separation, no seams - like a dance - flowing with His Spirit.

Monday, January 24, 2011

Do we REALLY get it????

Psalm 81:6-7 (The Message)

 "I took the world off your shoulders,
      freed you from a life of hard labor.
   You called to me in your pain;
      I got you out of a bad place.
   I answered you from where the thunder hides,
      I proved you at Meribah Fountain.


When we allow GOD to open up our spiritual eyes to things formerly hidden, it can be both enlightening and frightening at the very same time. Some believers are content with letting GOD hand out the "Sesame Street Version" as I call it because that is all they are willing to open themselves up to. Me being the radical child of GOD that I tend to be, I'm always asking GOD for more. Sometimes you really need to be careful what you ask for.

This verse reminded me of something that GOD showed me one time regarding someone I was praying over. That person still had a literal heavy chain around their neck in the spiritual realm. Satan had them bound with a chain that looked like something out of a horror movie. Yet, they conducted themselves throughout life unaware of any of this...only reaping symptoms, circumstances and consequences.

That is really scary to me...to unknowingly go through life with really nasty things attached and no hope or means to get them off.  Feelings of rejection, abandonment, anger, guilt, rebellious tendencies, abusive behavior, violence, 0% self worth...all the things that Satan loves to use against those GOD created for His glory.

So, the good news is...if you believe in Jesus Christ as your Saviour - He can and will deliver you from all the things that bind you and keep you from your destiny in HIM. Read the verse again. He's already declared it over us. We don't think about our slavery to Satan as hard labor until we feel life without the chains. For me it's not enough to just get rid of the sin chains at salvation. I want to be TOTALLY free. Free from all of the other baggage that poor decisions and sins of the flesh have afforded to me because I've allowed it. Okay...read the verse again. Are we living a life that is truly delivered? Set Free and Free Indeed? If He's gotten you out...why are you even thinking about going back in? Say NO to the chains, say NO to the brokenness, say NO to the control of the enemy who only seeks to kill and destroy that which the blood of the Lamb has already purchased. You have authority over your own flesh. Speak obedience into your own flesh and let this mind be in you...